In this area I keep downloads of misc jargon that are on my computer. These may also help give you an idea on what interests me and/or what humors me in misc fashons. Please download at your own risk, I can't be held responsible for anything that may happen to your computer because it's too much of an ass to handle mac type format blah blah blah ect ect ect. I've tested these on my roomates computer and he has a Windows type computer so yours should not give you any trouble. Thank you and enjoy!!

A song sang by Wendy Testaberger using all seven of the words not allowed by the FCC to be used on TV. Trey Parker and Matt Stone found a interesting way of getting around that.

A mix between "You've got mail" and "Oh my god they killed kenny". This sound plays when I get new Email.


THE SPAM SONG!!!!....Need I say more??

A full explaination of the f-word and it's use in the english language.

Ladies and Gentlemen...I strongly suggest you download and listen to this WAV. It explains why we don't use gerbals in our asses.
Gerbal In Ass.wav

I have found the meaning of life and an explaination of why things are the way they are in this brave cruel world.
Open Me.wav

The opening credits to Beavis and Butthead. Don't you wish we all could be as cool as they are?

A song from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 that explains what goes on in my head when I'm not at Rocky.
Who Will I Kill.wav

Ah yes...."one" of my favorite songs. Shut up assholes I think the song kicks ass and for those of you who don't like Spike and Mike's Twisted Animation suck!!! That's where I first heard this song. Yes, I was living in a hole untill then!!!
Devil Went To Georgia.MP3

One of Michael Jackson's earlier songs.


One of my many viruses that I make with my mac. Damn near lost the largest portion of my viruses when my computer crashed for the first time in years. This was the only one I was able to contain in a disk. The beauty of mac's is they are virtually imune to viruses. I'll leave the explaination for itself you just have to see it work. It's NOT something that will delete all the info on your computer, but if you download it directly to a diskette and give it to a asshole co-worker you can get a REALLY good laugh. The virus can easily be removed from your hard drive.

This song is called Extasy of Gold. For those of you gamers out there it's the title song for Wild Arms. The song is also found in Metallica's S&M album again as an intro song.
Extasy of Gold.mp3

A song that I gave to Mindy. I'd like to thank George Furman for helping me out with making this song possible.
Nocturn Of Shadows.mp3

The link below will take you to my "Smashing Pumpkins Music Video Site" where you'll be able to download virtually EVERY video made by The Smashing Pumpkins. Enjoy. ((All videos are in .MOV format and can be viewed with the latest Quicktime application.
Smashing Pumpkins Videos

The song of songs...the solo of solo's...Eddie Van Halen Going wild on his guitar.

Another Van Halen song that's commonly played with erruption.
You Really Got Me.aiff

Ozzy Osbourne's Dreamer. This one is a good theme to what's going on in the world today.

Another song explaining the troubles the world is going threw today by the great John Lennon of the Beatles.

Very...spiffy Song done by the group "Hot Butter". Probably the easiest song to dance to. After listening to this song quite a few times myself. I realized that it's rather easy to make by today's standards...seeing how the song was done with a midi synthesizer, but none the less here it is

What download list is complete without the Peanuts Theme Song?

Song done by Cradle of Filth. I think it's their intro song durring concerts. I think it sounds kinda cool.
Cradle Entrance.Mp3

Song done by Cradle of Filth. This would be their Ending song played as people exit the concert if I know it correctly.
Cradle Exit.Mp3

This would be the first song made to video by Cradle Of Filth. You can almost actually understand what he says in this song..."almost" (Note: I don't have the video, just the MP3, so please don't ask).
From the Cradle To Inslave.mp3

Not all of Cradle of Filths' songs are loud and containing Dani screaming at the top of his lungs. Some of the songs are very well constructed instrumentals. Here are two of them.
Graveyard by Moonlight.Mp3
Humana Inspired by Nightmare.Mp3

Rather well writen song by Cradle of Filth. This one has a very nice poetic likeness. Well I guess all songs do in their own way, but I guess I can say this one is a well constructed poem made to a song...yeah that's it...
Hallowed Be Thy Name.Mp3

Like the backround music your hearing on my site? Go to the link below to download the music you hear when you visit my site.

All files are directly linked to my server which, in turn, is directly connected with my computer as to not cause problems with dead links HOWEVER,...
If any of these files don't work or download improperly PLEASE let me know so I can repair the problem. Email me at with a description of the problem and I'll fix it ASAP.